DOTLAN EveMaps

High sec burninating service.

If you have been war decced

We're going to burn all of your shit. If you want to avoid that happening, contact these people in an evemail and we'll happily discuss you paying us ISK in exchange for us accepting your surrender.

Primary Contact: Caldari Citizen 8675309
Secondary Contacts:

Only agreements finalized by Caldari Citizen 8675309 will be honored. We honor all surrenders, and will not wardec your corporationa gain for 60 days (unless you pay us to go away longer).

If your shit is already burning down

The price goes up every day that we've already been at war, so get in touch with the people listed above early if you don't want to lose everything. If you find your Sotiyo or Azbel on its final reinforce timer, expect the cost to be extravagant.

If you're planning on threatening us with mercenaries / counter war decs

We genuinely don't care. This is a war dec corp made up entirely of alts. We're not here for good fights, we're here to make you cry and kill all of your shit. Your suffering and loss of ISK is all we care about, whether it's because: a) We kill your stuff, b) You give us money to go away, c) you pay an exorbitant amount of money (greater than A or B) to a mercenary. We win regardless.

You'll need tens of billions of isk to hire enough mercenaries to stop us -- why not consider paying 1/10th of that to us to make us go away?